To have someone to love is one of life’s greatest gifts, his grandma used to say. However, what grandma didn’t know, and Otis didn’t have the heart to tell her, was that getting there in this day and age required going through a painful phase called dating. Something he’s not very good at, to put it lightly. However, when someone moves into an apartment a few doors down from his, Otis begins to see the proverbial light at the end of the tunnel. Because, based on the impressive number of young men going in and out that place, inhabited by an impressive man displaying equally impressive sleeve tattoos on both arms, that must be someone who knows an awful lot about dating. Otis wants a bit of advice. Just a bit.